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LET ME BE HONEST

WITH YOU

I really want you to think I know something

Let's face it. There's no reason why you would give me your email, so I promise to never ever spam or sell your details (I would send crappy messages, but of course no 'creppy' since that's not a word!).
I just want the chance to be a thought leader and authority without actually having ever achieved anything. Help me get internet famous!
I want to grossly 'slide into your DM' (ergh, whatever that means) and send you a weekly list of articles, stories, and anything actually, that will help my business or life suck less. Occasionally, I'll share my new projects with you too (I'll be making them up of course!).

Nope, well it was worth a shot...

HI, I'M A.. UM, WHO KNOWS?

I'M GLAD YOU ARE HERE (I'M LONELY)

Selfdstrct is sort of my online home, my sad reality and the only baby I'll ever have. It's also how I've approached life. I don't know 99.9% of things out there, but the 0.1% that I do know - I'm still trying to figure out what that is actually. I am world class at pretending I know something and not being caught (sort of). And I intend to share it here (See, you don't know what 'It' is!)

I'M HERE FOR YOU (Nothing better to do....)

MY PURPOSE, MY ONE MISSION, THE POINT OF MY EXISTANCE IS SOMETHING I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.

I Selfdstrct with passion and accidental humour (Not humor); Think Dumb and Dumber 1. I publicly showcase my general ignorance. Business and personal development is clearly something other people actually do... and so for me to get success in startup land requires capitalising on them. Every article, opinion, and resource is created by someone else with you and your business in mind - They are ready to go to work for you. I'll repost them soon.

Start by leaving this site and find resources others created to help you with your business.

STARTUP PITCH DECKS (Sic) COLLECTION

Yeah, people did that already.

STARTUP WEBSITE PICTURES

Yeah, I know. But pretty pictures are easier than actually having to be intellectual...

Um, STUFF

Coming Soon??

OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF

They write it, I post it

I'M A BIG DEAL INVESTOR

My deals include:

 

[I'll start doing that soon. In the mean time I'll give you my expert views based on my experience?]

I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU ABOUT STARTUP

My startup experience includes:

 

[I'll start doing that soon. In the mean time I'll give you my expert views based on my experience? I'll also give people that do stuff awards]